JPApr 27, 2025

"Your call is so important to us, we have fired all the humans and replaced them with a terrible automated system that cannot understand you.

Please hold while we pay our executives another bonus for some reason.

Did you know you can use the Internet to discover our website can't answer your question?"

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@daedalus
"We are currently experiencing high call volumes like we do every moment our lines are available, but we refuse to employ more staff as this would cut into the profits"
Show threadAlastair McBain Apr 28, 2025
@ideogram @daedalus "Please listen to this annoying message carefully as we changed our menu at least a year ago and won't shut up about it in case you called in over a year ago, and still remember the numbering."
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@asmcbain
"Thank you for calling esoteric service no one needs more than every decade..."
@daedalus
Apr 28, 2025 at 4:22amWeb