Ben RamseyThat's the largest hypodermic needle I've ever seen to administer a rabies shot.
"Do I think you're going to have another allergic reaction like that? I don't think so because I'm a doctor, and I know these things. No one has the same allergic reaction twice."
Something about this feels vaguely Lovecraftian to me.
He did absolutely nothing to the nurse. She freaked out and fell on some beakers, breaking the glass, which slashed her neck.
"Right now, you are a patient doctor."
He doesn't seem very patient, to me.
"For once in your life, can't you do what I ask?"
So, it's turning into that kind of relationship?
Can we see some bat people or, at least bats, killing people?
Is that cop threatening to take his wife?
She's not wearing the nighty he got her.
That looked like Jerry Lewis beating a mannequin and trying to put on a jacket.
"Hey, doc. I found your medical braclet near that store with the broken window and the mannequin last night."
She did such a good job running away until the very end, when she decided to escape by crouching down on the ground.
Sgt: "There's been one or two things bothering me. One is a girl who had her throat ripped out, and another is that your wife isn't wearing that nighty you bought for her."
"These pills will knock out an elephant, but they won't knock out a bat. That's kind of the trick."
If you're trying to flee from the hospital by stealing an ambulance, why the fuck would you turn on the siren?
"You don't look like the kind of fella who runs around wearing pajamas."
"Look, man, you don't know me!"
"You're quite a philosopher."
"It's the booze talking. You ever talked to a drunk, man?"
Apparently, were bats can hold their liquor.
Bat man! There's the cave! It's your home! Go to your home!
"Hi, Mrs. Bat man. You got that nighty on?"
"Mrs. Beck, invite me in. Never mind. I'll just walk on in. You got any whiskey? Ah, here. Found some. I'll help myself."
Did they dub over "I'll do the very best I can, Cathy?"
OMG! The cop just assaulted her! WTF? What was the point of that in the story? Was it just show us how his character is now completely morally bankrupt?
"Car 54, where are you?"
I mean, it's good that he's trying to raid the blood fridge instead of killing people. That's kind of like Angel and Spike (in later seasons) from Buffy.
In any normal #Monsterdon film, this would be the very end, but we have 20 minutes left.
Please let Johnny be full-on bat, now!
She turned on the light, and he's still human! Damnit!
At this point, I'm wondering if they're pulling one over on the audience. Maybe it really is all in his head.
What? We get a sex scene, now, at this time in the movie? How can there even be more movie?
Now, there's 12 minutes left!
So...the rest of the movie is just running down the clock while running through caves?
Finally! We have a bat man!
Oh, she has the bat sense, now! Sex with a bat imparts that unto you.
And,now, we'lll watch 4 minutes of bats swarming, until the credits roll.
This movie was literally over 25 minutes ago, but the producer was, like, "We need 90 minutes to show it in a theater! Give me 90 minutes!"
I see it, now, his wife is going to become a bat woman!
This is the best possible ending of this movie.
If Matthew McConaughey and Pedro Pascal had a baby, he'd be the guy who played this cop.
And Cathy and Johnny fucked off into the cave...probably literally.
Well, that was a movie about a person who thought he was a bat and then was perhaps maybe really a bat who convinced his wife to become a bat with him.
Thanks so much to @Taweret for hosting, to @Cherizilla for the #MonsterdonBingo, and to all you for making it fun!
Before I go for the night, I do want to share this sentiment...
That movie treated its female characters like shit.
At the end, Cathy, after presumably turning into a bat woman after sex with her bat husband, did become a stronger character, but for the rest of the film, women were just set decorations.
John Overholt (@[email protected])
I can’t say I care for the way this movie treats its female characters. #Monsterdon