PeriodicallyPedanticApr 27, 2025

Sitting on the toilet

https://lemmy.ca/post/42994096

Sitting on the toilet - Lemmy.ca

Be me. I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner. Stand up after I’ve finished peeing. Pull up pants. Turn around to flush. There is poop in the toilet. I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.

Show threadBjörnApr 27, 2025
Some people clean their ass standing up. Some people clean their ass sitting down. And both groups don’t know the other exists.
Show threadMidnight WolfApr 27, 2025
And some apparently don’t clean their ass at all
Show threadadarza
and then there’s the filthy-rich who may have a designated ‘butt washer’ on the payroll.
Apr 27, 2025 at 6:13pmWeb
Show threadMidnight WolfApr 27, 2025
So that’s where that kink comes from…
Show threadover_cloxApr 27, 2025
You spelled butt licker wrong.
Show threadMrPommeroyApr 27, 2025
You mean the Groom of the Stool ?
Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia

Show threadEarthShipTechInternApr 27, 2025
Or people that spent $20 for a bidet