Friend: They say that if you put an endless number of monkeys....

Me: It's already been done.

Friend: What do you mean, I've not even finished.

Me: Infinite monkeys, infinite time... produce the works of shakespear... or a whole lot of monkey shit.

Friend: The first one.

Me: What you don't realise is that WE are the monkeys, and every day we produce endless amounts of word garbage 'and shit' and one of us has already written Macbeth.

Friend: We're the monkeys?

Me: Always have been, always will be