"Who would you prefer as your head of state?"

https://mastodon.social/@jkmcnk/114393486107526507

Donald Trump (I'm Canadian)
0%
King Charles III (I'm Canadian)
13.7%
Donald Trump (I'm NOT Canadian)
0.6%
King Charles III (I'm NOT Canadian)
85.7%
Poll ended at .

@cstross
Neither USian or Canuck, but would prefer Charles III. And would prefer becoming part of the British Empire over becoming a US state.

We're up at Karl XVI in Sweden, but we never had a Karl III so he could even keep the numeral! :D

@Gurre The joke is that the British Empire more or less ended in 1997 (there are a handful of tiny islands still theoretically under British rule): Canada is one of 14 independent nations that share the same monarch as mostly-absentee head-of-state. There isn't really a British Empire left that Canada *could* rejoin, swivel-eyed brexiteer bloviations notwithstanding.