Do you suffer from analysis paralysis when making big purchases? Are you a research addict? Do you need something that’s going to be all-encompassing for several days or even weeks?

Go shopping for a pellet grill, take a deep dive into Reddit, and consider the rest of your life on pause.

@chopaganda i suffer analysis paralysis when we’re 4 shows into a tour and the only man on the internet I trust is busy researching grills and watching star wars. Wherefore art thou Chop???