They want to replace 30 years of COBOL but somehow forgot to close the backend/database in their own website.

White mediocrity at its finest.

@ErickaSimone no joke. These fools can’t find their own ass with both hands, a map, google maps, gps, Apple Maps, a random McNally atlas, and a pair of dowsing rods. They can’t even find their own ass with us pointing right at it screaming “that’s your ass, fool!”
@manchicken then get mad at you for point out their ass. “I wOuLda FoUnD it!l
@ErickaSimone yeah; they ain’t woulda found shit.