yesmanDepartment of Homeland Security.
Kristi.
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greenfireKreepi Gnoem
Please tell me this is true without lying to me!
ddittyA handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington D.C.
She’s in charge of homeland security, which includes the Secret Service. She has Secret Service members with her everywhere she goes.
Ep1cFac3pa1mI thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury
DHS took them about a decade ago … About the time they started having scandals because everything DHS touches is a scandal.
According to Wikipedia, DHS absorbed the Secret Service when the DHS was created in 2003
Right, about 10 years ago…wait…well, damn i got old at some point
Go go boys will go hungry tonight
It’s a go-bag for fleeing the country.
I’m guessing not, if they were US dollars- They’re getting more and more worthless outside the country.
This was just business as usual. Being discreet when paying for a service.
FuglyDuckWhy the fuck was she carrying a passport?!
Best is to just keep in a safe somewhere, right? Not like ICE is gonna deport her- they like killing puppies too
Ma’am, you don’t seem have proof of citizenship on your person…
NOT_RICKHide your dogs, everybody. She’s about to go on a rage spree
Venus_ZiegenfalleImagine what other things are possible
pretty sure she just left it behind somewhere but by claiming it was stolen during work she can have it and the fictional cash replaced
My question is. Why is she wandering round with 3 grand on her? Has she not got a credit card/ debit card/ cheque book/ phone with NFC. Why dose she need so much on her.
You think 3 grand is a lot of money. They think 3 grand is a decent liquid lunch.
That’s why.
And she had $3000 in cash in her purse. A totally normal amount of money for a person to be carrying around.
ClinicallydepressedpoochieProbably expecting the dollar to crash and wants to buy a soda later.
I’ve played Fallout 2, that’s not how you do it. You just reverse pickpocket in the biggest explosive you can find with a 30 second timer.
My bet is she was drunk and left it. It was gone by the time she figured it out.
I DON’T KNOW YOU!
Maybe she put a puppy in it and shot it.
She has a Rolex and $3000 cash on a government salary.
Wtf