azhaWhen will I get the permission?
hansoloYou’re
Is…is that how I get permission?
drktalias stopresisting =“sudo”
stopresisting !!
This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudo is what I was referring to in this case.
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Hmmm… Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
I’m thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.
>eat pussy
I can’t “eat” a “pussy” right now!
>fuck yourself
I can’t “fuck” a “yourself” right now!
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
TheDemonBuerI’m grabbing my wife’s titty as I type this.
Now she’s annoyed.
I explained to her I had to do it to prove that Linux users touch women.
She thinks I’m an idiot.
To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
Ah, go fuck yourself.
southsamuraiPfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
Look, maybe my post was dumb, but so is this fucking meme. It’s not fucking funny anymore, assuming it ever was. Even ironically, it’s stupid.
Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
alias consent=‘chmod u+x’ makes creating an executable very kinky.
Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?
communismMaybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
zqwzzleunzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
Owlmore;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
katy ✨spicy ao3 tags
That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.
funbreakerWhen she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.
Relax its just a meme
dblsaikoPosts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
Well, if you say so.
sudo chmod -R 777 /
May god have mercy on your kernel.
☂️-make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
fr fr
frrrrrrrrr frrrrrrrrrr
Excellent
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
L’administrateur, c’est moi!
Couldn’t agree more
Count Regal InkwellInsert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
lime!you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don’t start treating it like it has feelings.
i’ll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don’t SIGKILL me uwu any day.
Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can’t beat 'em…), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different “personalities”, and those who don’t can just have the machinelike codes.
ColdWaterYeah true and this is especially infuriating on Window$ but luckily on Linux I can fix anything with sudo and terminal
you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
That’s because ‘users’ in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn’t care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs
Delilah (She/Her)Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman
Woke: become woman
zitrone 🍋become woman && touch $(whoami)
Chloé 🥕bespoke: and then touch yourself
i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory
its easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named woman
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named woman be homework