LanguageIsCoolBeen holding it in
Snot FlickermanYou gotta be careful though, if you get inside the car too quickly, the smell will follow you.
She might wonder why you’re meandering outside the car too long.
if it’s too loud, she can probably hear it too lol
Just pretend to check the car boot.
No creepy and/or murdery reason your date is digging around in his trunk after you’re in the car…
MelodiousFunkI legit farted as I was opening this post.
(Seriously though SSRIs screw with my GI)
Yeah, they’re a bull-ride, for sure!
I gave up on em after several years 'cos I was tired of living with the side effects and had to keep increasing the dose or adding SNRIs into the mixture…
I wait until I’m in the car and my wife is trapped with it
The real Dutch oven. No lifting the blanket and running.
If you have to hold it in, she’s not the one
It takes some time to be comfortable enough to break the fart barrier.
If a man opens the car door for a woman, either the car or the woman is new.
Yes, but you can’t sit right away because the smells will puff out.
blackluster117Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.
MinnesotaGoddamIf you can’t rip big fat fatties around your date do you really want to be dating them