JanetHome design for some discerning clients. Expecting Kevin McCloud and the film crew at any moment. #ducks #OutdoorWoodwork 1/lots
The design phase is entirely lacking drawings or documentation as the said clients can’t read. In fact they have waddled off to the middle distance for a snooze. 3/lots
The architect feels the builders are not paying attention to the levels. The builders say the client should have provided specifics. 😂😂😂 #Ducks #DuckHouse 4/lots
The first fix and furniture are in, although the roof doesn’t fit and is not secured - and the bespoke door has arrived but of course the hinges are in the wrong place!!! It does look comfy and has an #AgroChic style but Kevin is concerned about the ducks finances. They have paid the builders *all* their eggs and now signed away all future eggs to cover their housing costs. 😬 #GrandDesigns #ducks #DuckScrolling #poultry 5/lots
Nonetheless the clients seem happy with their new home and, as Kevin often remarks, architecture should have utility as well as beauty (in the eye of the beholder). Anyone who wants to pop into this thread to say, ‘It must be wonderful to live in the country.’ May (most respectfully) away and boil their heid. #ducks #poultry
Sue ArcherIs this the bit where the ducks say, "well, we've hit our budget, so we've had to move a few investments around and come up with another half million" ?
At what point do the architect and builders part ways acrimoniously...?😂