If the commentators don't start with "CUMMING AT YOU LIVE!" they have wasted the opportunity of a lifetime...
https://www.vice.com/en/article/millionaires-are-hosting-sperm-races-with-spectators-and-betting-slips/
A new Silicon Valley startup called Sperm Racing will allow the most exhausted men in the US to finally brag about the speed of their sperm.
Mark C.