Kim IthkoApr 8, 2025
Low Quality Facts

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-that time the waitress said "enjoy your meal" and you said "you too"
-you hoped nobody noticed
-everybody noticed
-they think you're so dumb

Apr 8, 2025 at 2:57pmWeb
Show threadReayApr 8, 2025
@lowqualityfacts @Kierkegaanks Lost track of how many times the staff member at the movie theatre who sold me the popcorn and drink said, “Enjoy your movie”, and I said, “Thanks, you, too.” 🙄
Show threadArmchair EpistemologistApr 8, 2025
@lowqualityfacts My stock response is "I already am"
Show threada fish named dog ✡️♾️Apr 8, 2025
@lowqualityfacts see, I'm right to replay that conversation in my head a year later and have it torment me!
Show thread🐜Apr 8, 2025
@lowqualityfacts im dumb :(
Show thread🦇Anthra🦇May 18, 2025
@lowqualityfacts I've got into the habit of adding ‘later then’ to really push the cringe to the extreme.
Show threadsmells of bikesMay 18, 2025
@lowqualityfacts ouch, too true.
Show threadNeil E. HodgesMay 18, 2025
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadNight Owl KunMay 19, 2025
@lowqualityfacts Nobody will remember that you are broke but if you sell your kidney, everyone will notice it.
Show threadPeterroneMay 19, 2025

@lowqualityfacts
My take on life:
1-they don't even hear me
2-they don't understand what I say
3-they don't believe me

I can say whatever I want to no effect at all.