Has anyone else noticed that when time travelers grab you by your shoulders and ask what year it is, and you tell them, they don't reply, "Then I'm not too late," anymore?

That's rather concerning.

@spaf yeah I dont know the last one that did that looked at me and said "shit I'm too late, stupid inaccurate time machine, someone needs to invent a better one, we should have asked the trans people to do that before they left the planet"
@spaf
I know a guy who's got a time machine out back of his shop. He sells the best souvlaki
Sends people off, for a fee, all the time.
Asked him once where you get time machines and he laughed and clapped me on the back and said it was actually a big microwave. Funny bugger.
I checked his website and not one bad review and his souvlaki is 5/5 gold stars every time.
They really are good