In case you were wondering what kind of story would lead me to say "I'm going to need a moment to come up with something more printable than 'fuck no,'" it is this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say

Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.

The Washington Post
@evacide now, question is - is Signal better than what 3 letter agencies provide internally ?
@greggjaskiewicz @evacide They're not trying to use Gmail and Signal because they are better in some way. They're using them to hide documents from government archiving and avoiding accountability.
@jhooper @evacide oh I know that , we had tories do that by using whatsapp during pandemic.
Signal is still a better choice