In case you were wondering what kind of story would lead me to say "I'm going to need a moment to come up with something more printable than 'fuck no,'" it is this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say

Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.

The Washington Post

@evacide
Um, yes. But this is an April Fool's joke, isn't it? Isn't it?

Ease of use is of course much more important than security in today's world.

When you think they can't do anything more facepalmable....