In case you were wondering what kind of story would lead me to say "I'm going to need a moment to come up with something more printable than 'fuck no,'" it is this: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
@evacide
Um, yes. But this is an April Fool's joke, isn't it? Isn't it?
Ease of use is of course much more important than security in today's world.
When you think they can't do anything more facepalmable....