@Rasta In reality it's more like so-exhausted-I-just-avoid-announcements-and-news day.

One of the 3D printing companies I follow announced a new thing. Nevermind, that was a joke. One of the chess sites I love & follow announced a new thing. Nevermind, that was a joke. One of the IRC networks I love announced a sad thing. Nevermind, that was a joke.

My preferred search engine announced a thing. I don't know if it's real or not.