Every April Fools day trans people should run the “Trans Olympics” where there are the normal events but people will have to prove that they’re trans and not CIS, and anyone suspected of being CIS gets bullied by the press and disgraced for no apparent reason.
“My god they look a bit cis..they’re cheating!”
Trans Olympic events could include passing (always a dangerous sport), self defence, fitting an SSD into a ThinkPad etc etc
Any cis tendencies would be scrutinised by a panel and random and frequent urine samples taken - literally taking the piss.
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@Chloeg would all anthems be replaced with synthwave songs?
Oh, and there needs to be Celeste 100% speed run competition obviously.
@Chloeg @welshpixie no any jumping events though, because of air dash and star jump.
But we could have event where goal is to cause maximum amount of gender panic among cis in minimum amount of time.
Combat sports could be replaced with one where two trans fems are trying to convince that the other one is prettier and it would be called "No U!"
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