@buttplugio @Janeishly You know, I go to DEFCON every year. And I like to check in on the talks which are not recorded or listed in any program. And every year, I pop in at a random time, only to discover it's a talk about sex toys. None of the others are about sex toys, but I always seem to find that one talk.

(I did like the one about BT Ben-Wa Balls being used to count cards at blackjack...Not that it would do me any good, being unequipped for the task.)