It’s #STFUfriday!

When cops ask you questions, ask for a lawyer and then STFU:

- I am not discussing how I’m doing or where I’m going.

- Am I free to leave?

- I am not answering any questions.

- If they ask to search anything: "I do not consent to a search."

- I want to talk to a lawyer.

Cops or the FBI may come to your door asking about someone else. Maybe that's a lie, maybe not. Either way, say, "I want to talk to a lawyer first." DO NOT LIE THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM! STFU! /1

Lying to the FBI that you don't know XYZ person is a federal crime. And it is possibly a crime to lie to cops in many states. Call a lawyer. STFU.

The vast majority of times where I have called cops on behalf of someone, visits stopped and charges did not follow.

As with every #STFUfriday post, I'm a lawyer in the USA. These comments are based on law in the USA. (And they apply to all people in the USA, whether or not they are citizens.) Some US states provide more protections than this. /end

@D_J_Nathanson this feels to me like that meme about answering the question they ask vs the question you know they're actually asking is relevant.

I mean, yes, STFU and answer nothing, if possible. But the current situation seems strongly to be leading toward an end to those protections, including right to a lawyer. In which case, answering the real question -- which is really whether you're ok with them doing an injustice to that person -- seems morally wise even if it was illegal.

@D_J_Nathanson

Remember the reason Martha Stewart went to prison was not for insider trading but for lying to the FBI.

@D_J_Nathanson "The vast majority of times where I have called cops on behalf of someone, visits stopped and charges did not follow." I keep trying to parse this sentence and not succeeding. Elaborate?
@skysailor @D_J_Nathanson OP is a lawyer. When they called the police to say "hi, I'd like to discuss your interactions with my client" the harassment stopped, and also their client didn't get charged with any crimes.
@blackcoat @D_J_Nathanson ah, that's the kind of "on behalf of". Thanks!
@D_J_Nathanson Do you have little cards for this, like they have cards for the "know your rights" in English and other languages?
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Maybe a lot of people of my age are going "Well duh, of course". But this still needs to be said because unless it's *your* turn, or you may not have 'been there' in your younger years, then you have no clue how to deal with this situation, and it may not go well, unless you remember these Golden Rules.

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Been reading You Have the Right to Remain Innocent, and it is scary shit.

The book is good in explaining the narrow circumstances when you should talk to cops and what you should say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FENubmZGj8

"You Have the Right to Remain Innocent" (James Duane)

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@D_J_Nathanson everything I learned in my criminal justice bachelor's program confirms this. Especially the rules of evidence and constitutional law parts, however long those are still valid. Also, law enforcement are not compelled to tell the truth during questioning, so best just to #STFUfriday 👍
@D_J_Nathanson see this post every week, but this time I’m printing these out and pasting them to the back of my protest sign; thx!