I’m not sure that 7:30 AM is the correct time for me to be processing the idea that each one of my frosted mini wheats has a face, complete with eyebrows and teeth(?!)

#AnthropomorphizeEverything
#FrostedMiniTeeth
#CerealKiller

I think #FrostedMiniTeeth is easily the most vile hashtag I am responsible for. 🤢

@RepresentativeSample lol, I can't believe I missed that one!

Also, your #AnthropomorphizeEverything registered as "Anthropomorphize me Cap'n!" - a rallying cry for cereal rights in the Cap'n Crunch universe.

I definitely intend to use that hashtag in the future.

@ZebraFeatherAH Haha! It would definitely be that salty dog who agreed to lead such a ragtag crew of misfits. This has Pixar written all over it.
@RepresentativeSample We should propose it to them - I bet they'd BITE ;)