Eric kept tapping me on my head, so I chose violence. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatFight

@Colin  

You're like a lion Colin !!  

but Eric is fine? He fall like a big potatoe, I don't want him to be hurt (too much) otherwise the humans will accuse you 

@maou he did fall down like a big potato. In fact, I'm not sure he understood how he suddenly ended up at the bottom of the stairs instead of the top, such was my agility and prowess.
@Colin

Admirable restraint, you pushed him away.
Fabulous reflexes, you caught him just right.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo easy to understand how he keeps getting in fights the belligerent little git.
He's lost an eye and is still stupid enough to pick a fight.
Worse, with you.
The nicest, most dignified cat he'll ever meet.
Your poor blood pressure. I hope you have calmed down.
@AnguaDelphine yes, after eating the food he couldn't find, I had a hug with the preferred human and am now trying to find the best spot on the bed to spend the night. Thank you for your concern 
@Colin

Oh I am so glad to hear that.
You are such a dignified cat, it is so upsetting that the hoolicat behaved so abominably towards you.
Two way paramedicatting, excellent.
Good you got the food, better that you got a hug.
Hopefully you have a restful night.
@Colin tap on head is a deadly insult. One of ours (who is long gone) was always loving and always sheathed his claws even when he was falling. But if I tapped his head he became ferocious.
@rogerparkinson you are very knowledgeable for a human. Tapping on the head is a grave insult.