MarkIf you'll gather 'round me, children
A story I will tell
'Bout pretty horny Justin Eichorn
Minnesota knew him well
Eichorn was a trumper
Deranged as a rabid squirrel
Got elected to Minnesota's Senate
To target liberals
Pretty Justin Eichorn
Solicited minors for romance
Sooner or later incels
Can't keep it in their pants
His fondness for this minor
It was strong and it was true
But instead of that purty girl
He got the Boys in Blue
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#TypicalTrumper #prostitution #sting #incel #johns #john #MAGAt
Catherine Lundoff