If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes

Look, I know I'm not perfect. Me and my boys, we got a reputation for getting a little riled up at times. Maybe we could stand to work on that. But at the end of the day, I can't change who l am. I'm an Irish catholic gym rat named Mark—one of thousands living in this city—and if Applebees didn't want all that smoke, then they shouldn't have Dropkick Murphys' "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" on their touchtunes.