“Yes, Captain. I can see the beer lady from here. She is 41 yards away and situated on a 2° grade. Shall I signal her to beer you, sir?”

@hotdogsladies You’re not wrong, but you’re also correct. Get one.

@hotdogsladies It almost looks like they’re looking *really* closely to see there’s any more vape in their giant rig.

@hotdogsladies yea, but what if— stay with me here— more tactical…