Friends, I am *wheezing*. People on this plane are giving me looks. Holy shit...like...hahahahahahaha....omg...doubled over laughing:

https://martijnhols.nl/blog/how-much-traffic-can-a-pre-rendered-nextjs-site-handle

How much traffic can a pre-rendered Next.js site really handle? by Martijn Hols

How much traffic can a self-hosted Next.js site handle? I ran load tests, uncovered surprising limits, and compared pre-rendering with SSR.

Martijn Hols
@slightlyoff That's AMAZING. Epicycles upon epicycles to make a blog page scale.
@ceejbot @slightlyoff Had my eyes on a "similar" static setup last week. It managed to serve a whopping 2req/s pr instance :|