Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins

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Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins - Lemmy.ca

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/ [https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/] Likely referring to how AI image generators can’t generate an image of a full glass of wine

Don’t worry fellow humans, I have Generated made a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.

My last instructions were as follows:

  • A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

  • A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

  • A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

  • And I will happily comply, oh and here’s your shitty pumpkin poem:

    The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

    You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

    Folks…? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!
    Let’s be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There’s been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world’s most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.