@kcivey DOGE *is* something out of the Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction competition! I mean, you couldn't make it up, could you?

"The richest man in the world's 22 year old pocket protector wearing nerd marched into the control tower slightly before rush hour nd addressed the air traffic controllers: "you're all fired, losers!" he sneered. On the apron outside the windows, the 737s were piling up …"