FreshLightHopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This
GhysteEvery time.
MudManSee, I've seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let's be honest, if you're into knees you're clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.
There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.
WugmeisterAnd that time was in middle school, and the someone was me
Oh, sweet summer grandpa…
Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.
I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.
Match!!I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣
felixwhynotSame girl same
I want to be disrespected for being ass
Quality crossover
a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter
JackbyDevCalves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What’s the world coming to when we can’t openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.
Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.
MonitorThousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution
Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?
I don’t know, but my dad definitely didn’t want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.
Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult: Tanya Peters.
isolatedscotchok so
I just watched that and
why 2 pairs of knees?
am I missing the joke?
I don’t know.
My dad explained it to me as “men like long legs” and that’s all the context I have.
If you figure out more, I’d long to have the context myself. I never really got those movies.
Can you elaborate? I might fit that criteria.
The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.
2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.
Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots
Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.
daggermoonSadaam Hussein is blocking the view
Let the man enjoy his front row
but i wanna enjoy hot feet
wiesonSaddam Fußein
Thank you
give me my 30 minutes back
Lol this is pretty clever, how he’s hiding there