Google happily removed all their diversity programs and donated $1 million to a fascist, all for it to have absolutely _no_ effect on their DOJ antitrust case

Hope Tim is watching! https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/03/07/google-doj-chrome-anthropic-break-up/

Trump DOJ reaffirms Biden-era proposal to break up Google

The government is asking a court to force Google to sell its Chrome web browser after the company was found to have an illegal monopoly in search.

The Washington Post
@rileytestut I'll give you three guesses who will be in the running to buy Chrome, and thus the world's internet portal 😛 We are in the darkest timeline, after all…

@stroughtonsmith @rileytestut
my three guesses:
1. meta inc.
2. amazon
3. x.com

bonus guesses:
4. apple inc.
5. microsoft.