God. It’s like a humiliation fetish on a national scale. The Annoying Orange and the World’s Most Terminally Divorced Man just can’t help themselves - or stick to anything for more than ten minutes.

Though I suppose, given their goals, we should be grateful for that weakness? I don’t know, I’m on the edge of learning to make moonshine to make the pain go away

Maybe Melania is making Trump cuck himself in front the man she really wants?

Can you imagine being the first president whose wife gives birth to another man’s baby while in office?

Musk can only have IVF kids because of a botched penis enlargement. Melanie is 54, so even with IVF there’s a super slim chance at best. Without IVF it ain’t happening.

I think he’s referring to Justin Trudeau. Baron looks like Trudeau.

While I’d certainly believe someone other than Trump as biological father I’m not seeing the Trudeau resemblance personally.