one of the cats has started attacking the living room blinds. here is a non-exhaustive list of the reasons why:

😾 she’s bored
😾 she’s grumpy
😾 she wants attention
😾 she’s hungry and wants food
😾 she’s hungry and has food but wants different food
😾 she’s hungry and wants food and she forgot food was put out for her
😾 she wants the blinds to be opened
😻 she’s excited to learn that our living room has blinds and wants us to know about it
😼 [secret reasons]

@beep fluentpet "basic key vocabulary" buttons set: $129
the blinds: already bought and paid for

@mood lol the number of times we’ve said JUST USE YOUR WORDS in this household

well, “lol”