In other news, the fact that we buy so much lumber from countries like Canada has become a national security threat, says the White House. Translation: We're going to start cutting down a lot more trees here in the US of A!
@briankrebs Going full Mordor
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@briankrebs Saruman looked into the palantir and Sauron showed him compromising golden shower tapes from that wild weekend when they were together planning the Rohan Towers resort