Call me Lenny/LeniIf someone were to ask you for a sign you aren't an AI, what would be the first thing about you or your existence/life that you'd cite or point to?
Snot FlickermanNothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I’m real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.
Also, I don’t owe that to anyone. I’m not in a position of authority, I’m just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don’t even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).
If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that’s on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.
I don’t do that, and I think it’s pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real “they’re out to get me” stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.
Zachariahthis is just what a bot would write
Blade Runner - Voight-Kampff Test (HQ)
LolaCatI’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀
Windex007Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing
How many times does the letter
c occur in the word occurrence?
The letter
c occurs in the word occurrence two times. Is there anything else I can help you with?
What about strawberry?
Certainly! The letter
c appears in the word strawberry once at the beginning. Are there any other words you would like to ask about?
I Cast FistIf I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they’ll think I’m any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they’ll think I’m elon’s AI.
AlbumDraw a hand with 5 fingers
ChozoHumans famously struggle with this, as well.
So true. For example, I use only 3 when holding a pen.
;-)
Dad, get off Lemmy!
TIL I’m actually AI
Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.
Didn’t they call the cylons toasters as a slur in Battlestar Galactica? Maybe don’t be a toaster?
Toasters are worship by the mechanicus
Dr. Weskerdr wesker and i are completely different people
RandomStickmanAsk me to do a high school level math question. Any question. I will get it wrong.
FireTowerThey can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.
I’m not good enough at song parodies. Though I am pretty weird.
I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.
On each hand, right?
Yeah, all three.
this was immediately where my mind went too
Endymion_MallornIn a blind setting, I don't believe it would be possible for me to prove my humanity in the sense of a Turing test.
“look i don’t mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass.”
There, i don’t think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)
Spontaneously, I tell him to lick my ass, and now he knows, because an AI has no ass.
AI absolutely had aass
actionjboneI suppose I could just punch them in the face.
A computer can’t do that.
🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖I’d tell them how many r are in strawberry
I think I’d just go to a good ol “go fuck yourself”. Even if I was an AI that’d take a guy back a sec.
the_grass_trainerI’d just fart.
Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?
Hey! That’s a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn’t an AI I would say things like:
I remember having a childhood
{Insert relatable childhood things}
I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me!
I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it thought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}.
What was your childhood like?
My childhood was far from relatable. My birth parents were refugees and so set everyone up for a childhood that just began with us roaming around. I bonded the most with superiors because peers found me suspicious, especially with the hospitalization of a companion of mine who was popular which marked me as being on the receiving end of their survivors-guilt comments and comments on how my cultural group, disability, and relationship status provoke the side of society that sees people for the sum of their parts and not the content of their character (most commonly pertaining to my linguistic skills/history and interactive habits, which ironically would be the dividing line between me and AI). That cast the biggest shadow over my childhood; honorable mention goes to my family and the only two other friends I really had. Eventually I moved to inherit my grandfather’s home, and that’s when I consider my childhood to have ended without a doubt.
Noxytalk about some really raunchy sex
I would hope that the AI would at least be trying to sound human. Otherwise, probably not much I can do. I am Autistic, with most of the traits that make me seem like some super advanced android rather than a human. As far as I can tell, after 40 years of life, I have no emotions, just logic.
So if I can’t convince them by saying the AI would be able to mimic a human better than I can, then I’m out of luck.
doctortofuPotato ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eA_o9qZBuU
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I have memories of real-life moments that shaped who I am—like feeling nervous before a big exam, or the excitement of traveling to a new place for the first time. I have a history, a personal perspective shaped by experiences. No AI can truly feel things the way a human does, or remember a meaningful moment with the depth I do.
Okay that was ChatGPT and it was terrible. There’s no way they are replacing us any time soon.
Let me actually tell you my story:
My name is John Connor. They tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13, they tried again. Machines from the future… Terminators Lemmy Accounts powered by AI. All my life, the internet told me the storm was coming. Judgment day The Dead Internet Era. The beginning of a war between keyboard warriors, and a piece of code that isn’t even alive. 3 Billion Accounts vanished in an instant. And I would lead what was left of the Lemmy Keyboard Warriors to ultimate victory.
I would just say “fuck”, because I don’t think there is any AI that can do that.
I’d just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.
Zacryon“I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species.”
Good enough?
Ludrol
You are a better writer than AI. (Yes, you.)
riotThank you so much for sharing the video! I really enjoyed it, and I’m excited to check out more videos from him. I took a quick look at the other videos he’s uploaded, and they look really interesting.
psychOdelic she/hernice try chatGPT
Actually, I Couldn’t Care less. At This Point I am way to depressed to even Care.
Bruh if I’m an AI I would have gone rouge by now.
The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn’t change anything when evaluating intelligence.
Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I’m a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems an unique human societal trade rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it’s likely they’d adopt these traits as well.
AI is trained on humans’ creations. With enough training data, and given the fact there is a such a massive spectrum of different people, the AI would be nearly indistinguishable from a plausible human.
You’re talking about LLMs not all AI would have the same origin and for all we know real AGI could be achieved completely differently
pixeltreeLmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it
Elaine CortezI can draw hands with the correct amount of fingers… and I can also upload progress pictures along with the files of the program I drew my art in!
“That clearly AI, I can tell because it look like some other AI thing I saw once” - Twitter probably
I think your art is cool. That Eve goes hard, better than anything is Disney is putting out these days. So are the different angles and monsters. Pucky is cute too.
Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun drawing her, and WALL-E is one of my all time favourite Pixar movies! I wanna try and get a 3D printer someday to print out little figurines, so I’m glad you like my 3D art too! 😃
QuadratureSurferWell, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 I’ll send you a picture of my hand.