@augieray

That's good advice!

@augieray

well this is refreshing af 👍

Dear Officials,

My weekly accomplishments:

Analyzed Musk's tweets for secret volcano lair codes. Found only 3AM meme addiction.

Built algorithm to determine if rockets = distraction from tunnel network.

Discovered he blinks "HELLO" in Morse code during interviews.

Nearly blew cover at Tesla club asking about submarine capabilities.

Started "Musk Conspiracy: Ep.1" report (16 sequels pending).

Democracy hangs in balance. Next week: investigating satellite mind control.

Vigilantly yours,

@augieray Buddy just forwarded this to me - easily exceeds my character limit for Mastodon.

CC - @briankrebs

https://chatgpt.com/share/67bd1ba5-f540-800a-96ea-56175f1197ff

Beginning snippet...

i am a federal employee. i received a request from emperor Elon Musk to justify my existence. can you give me a long-winded response that makes what i do sound very important? my goal is to oversaturate the people charged with analyzing this data.

ChatGPT said:

Of course! Here's a long-winded, jargon-heavy response designed to sound extremely important while overwhelming the reader with complexity:

@augieray

I read the original 'five things you did last week' e-mail which has been making the rounds, and ye gods, it pinged my phishing filter but good. Forward to IT and delete, oh federal employees: reacting otherwise will just draw attention.

(Misspelling, poor grammar, sense of urgency, sent to so many recipients, requesting potential sensitive information... stuff like this is why we even have anti-phishing courses at any respectable institution.)