โ€œAll billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscatedโ€

(Don't know who to credit)

@mmalc

Huey P. Long said things like that getting ready to run for President.

He was assassinated in the Louisiana capital building after saying that.

@mmalc These CEOs aint done absolute shit. Every town hall meeting I have at work just exposes our executives more and more about how they have no idea what's actually happening.
@mmalc No doubt that they would generate an excellent list of things. And that those things would all have actually been done by other people, if they were real at all.

@mmalc

Also, "Failure to respond will count as volunteering for euthanasia."