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Julia :v_bi::therian:infosec advice: don't use computers
Clover@julia unironically good advice
...Ace Detective? Are you stupid or something?@julia infosec advice: if required to use a computer, keep a shotgun on standby to punch a hole through the computer if it does Something It Shouldn't
Ben Aveling@thememesniper @julia but is your shotgun running the latest firmware?
Izzy 
@thememesniper @julia Instructions unclear, 4.4 billion shotgun shells emptied into computer.
(oh my bad I'm replying to a year old post lmaooo)
(oh my bad I'm replying to a year old post lmaooo)
Spocko
Victoria (Tactical Shitposting Unit)
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CautionWIP (he/him) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐@laptopkitten @julia Tragically underrated toot.
Neia masks@julia Actually good advice
Pseudo NymWas a mistake to trap lightning in rocks and teach them to think.
LisPi@julia Wasn't the Kremlin renewing its typewriter stocks not too long ago?
Haelwenn /ัะปะฒัะฝ/ 
@julia Fine, you first!
Emma (IPG)@julia i am a "cybersecurity professional" and can confirm this is sage advice
Tom@julia Where else will I cuddle girls all day 
voltrina
Nicro@julia Iโd like to think that Iโve modded and tinkered all my personal electronics to the point where they are to broken to leak information even if they wanted to. Except for the printer, it is isolated with an air-gap and Iโm sure it still finds a way to encode my personal details on every page.
Lulu ๐ ืืืื@julia computers were a mistake
Suskeh@julia even then you're still vulnerable to the smombies around you
Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette@julia also, don't use humans either
Andrij Glyko 
@julia fuck tech, i use rocks for my calculations.
clacke: exhausted pixie dream boy ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ฐ๐๐Christine Lemmer-Webber (@[email protected])
the safest way to use computers is still abstinence
Latte macchiato 
@julia my PC is rigged with a shaped charge in case it ever does something unexpected
@privateger @julia good for you! Smart move. I remember when we weren't prepared for when the M5 went out of control. #StarTrek
Andres Jalinton@julia Alternatively don't ever connect it to the internet or connect any media to it.
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Kathmandu
qwazix@julia way too much attack surface. I recommend to just "Don't"
Asta [AMP]@julia happiness advice: don't use computers
Mira, Lady of the Kenrei Gate@julia infosec advice: permanently encrypt your paper records by burning them
RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaist@julia But an Android phone is safe, right? ๐โ
Gemma ๐ฝ@julia
Yes. Only phones. 
what? Phones are also 'puters? What the hell?
kurtsh
Chloe "Chloe" Chloe
Tertle950 - Scrolling WMs da best@julia No, but like... actually. For the most part, every single application you run has access to all of your documents.
A single security vulnerability in any of them, and every document in your Documents folder is in danger. Because no one decided to make basic permissions and sandboxing the default at any point???
I will never let this go
A single security vulnerability in any of them, and every document in your Documents folder is in danger. Because no one decided to make basic permissions and sandboxing the default at any point???
I will never let this go
โฌก-49016 (moved to catgirl.cloud!)@julia use computers instead 
CavyherdI've been fantasizing for years about going back to hunting-and-gathering. (Just the small problem of an available healthy ecosystem....)
FoolishOwl@julia When I first read Dune as an adolescent, I would have been astonished that I would come to believe the Butlerian Jihad was a good idea.
Albert Sims@julia Reposting this using a desktop. Then again, I live "dangerously".... or "stupidly". ๐
Kat Valentine Allwell
Faraiwe@julia solid.
Incident Creator โ@julia Also: Don't let computers use you.
EndlessMason
Jerome@julia Because of air pollution, the surgeon general advises the population to stop breathing.
Tobias Fiebig@julia <Narrator Voice .oO( David Atten-i-cant-spell-it-properly-anyway> In infosec, nothing is black and white. There is always a component of 'it depends'...
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... that advice, though, may be the only exception,... the only universal truth of infosec. ๐๐๐
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