@cyberboy Get cattified dork ​​
@cyberboy do they also get species dysphoria?
@cyberboy can confirm, this worked for me :3
@cyberboy boosting this $(cat /sys/class/earth/population/current_num) times

RE:
https://fedi.catboy.agency/notes/a33owllr0w9d06ht
floofy kitty :therian_pansexual: (@cyberboy)

(πŸ“Ž1)

The Catboy Agency
@cyberboy Do mean people turn into mean cats? I don't know if I'd rather face mean people or mean cats...
@cyberboy Spontaneous catsmutation?!
@cyberboy meow... this time it was my turn
@cyberboy if I unboost do they get turned back? I hope not [frantically bashes on the boost button like a deranged monkey until he gets encattificated]
@cyberboy ::goes off to write a script to boost this 8,000,000,000 times::
@cyberboy One in eight billion chance is better than no chance
@cyberboy Boosting in the hope it's me this time
@cyberboy
Soooooo...
I think it's working...
@cyberboy mashing the boost button over and over but I'm still a human :(
@cyberboy i lived through 2005, am i random enough?
@cyberboy me omw to create enough bots to boost this 8.062 billion times for the public good
@cyberboy Meow?
@randompcb omg you turned into a cat?!?!

@cyberboy *Looks at you, there's still a chip poking out of its head*

Meow...