Mastodawn

Stop! You have committed crimes against the sacred timeline!

Lemmy

Then when you respond hoping to rekindle some long lost teenage romance … they ask if you want to buy some bitcoin

Damn, I felt that one.

Or essential oils

She wanted to give you a heads-up about her new OnlyFans. 😘 💦

There’s definitely a couple I’d consider 🤷‍♂️

I’ve been there twice. It’s a good hookup. Not a good relationship.

Am I the only one who thought that was Tommy Wiseau sitting there?

Both are D. B. Cooper