After reading many different stories written by @badambulist, I have concluded that the character I most closely relate to is Bridget from "The Catch."

Just think of me as a sober transfem version of Bridget.

Although, many people who meet me in person assume I'm a stoner, even though I'm not. It's my brain that does this. I don't even need weed.

So maybe I'm the stoner transfem version of Bridget, LOL.