Breaking: New Luxon leadership announcement

'Everyone must go'

Well they've certainly been achieving that.

But wait!
We're going to replace all those nurses, doctors,engineers, etc,etc with Aussie tourists in jandals.
Luxon, appearing with Tourism Minister Louise Upston, said his first job was in the tourism industry. (Well ffs)

The Australian campaign, dubbed 'Everyone must go', would cost taxpayers $500,000,

#nzpol
#Aussies
#jandals