Distro is not in the regular expression. This incident will be reported.
Debian, Redhat, Arch, SUSE, Alpine
That’s pretty much all of them
Chimera Linux, Linux with the BSD user-space. No GNU.
No systemd, either, so double-bonus.
“In the world of Linux we’re one big family! Except for Debian and Ubuntu, fuck those guys … What do you mean why? Fuck! them! … but don’t think about it this way! We’re one big loving family! ♥️”
Isn’t Linux magical, kids?

'Still Alive' from at the end of Portal during the credits.'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.comand sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS,...
Out of the loop here what’s that meme template/movie?
PS: Joke is good btw ;)
Debian, Fedora, Arch, Gentoo, Slackware, LFS, Mandravia, OpenSuse, Knoppix, Puppy
And an honorable FreeBSD mention
Ubuntu Lubuntu Xubuntu Kubuntu uwuntu Wubuntu Edubuntu Gendbuntu PopOs Mint
Those last two ruined the list smh