Look. I'm just gonna say it.

If you can do your work on a laptop screen, you don't do any real work.

When you send your little "let's meet up at a co-working location!" stuff, we all know it means nothing's getting done that day.

Real work takes place on an external monitor, most likely with an external keyboard and mouse.

The only thing you can do on a laptop is attend a meeting.

@rodhilton if I get an out of hours call, I triage it quickly into "can I fix this on my laptop" (typo in a stored procedure or CSS file) or "I need another screen to deal with this" (I'm going to have to compile my fix to test it)