*56k modem noises*
*56k modem noises*
Memory recall is the worst for me. Long-term or short-term; both bad.
Did you remember to grab your laptop on your way to work? Nope. Do you remember going to the movie theater, sitting in your seat, and watching the new animated Adams Family movie with your family? Nope. Did you move that load of towels from the washer to the dryer four days ago? Nope. Did you remember your wife’s name after fifteen years of marriage when introducing her to your new coworkers? Nope. Do you remember the word for that super simple thing? It’s literally the opposite of down, and you should definitely not be stumbling on this word because we’re on a conference call. Nope.
Trying to explain to your coworkers on a conference call that your brain isn’t functioning correctly isn’t the most comfortable experience.
Just tell them that they are dramatic pauses!
It worked once for me, but I think the person who laughed also has ADHD.