It’s called “being a decent human”. It doesn’t take much but the right just can’t comprehend that

Hear me out, people who belong to this stupid label “the right” can also hold those values. Shocking, isn’t it? I’ll even out myself as one of those morally apprehensive people of this homogeneous group, which is the exact opposite to the homogeneous group “the left” (because you’re either or, of course), "“the* right”. But I still hold the same values as Linus mentions.

When you boil it down, being right wing means you value property rights over human rights, and left wing is vice versa. Right wing is maintaining wealth and power, and don’t let anyone else get in the way of it.

When you boil it down, being right wing means you value freedom and being left wing means you value making others work for you.

You can boil it down to whatever punchline you wish.