I'm on an unrestricted variable electricity tarrif.
My price per kwh is about to go negative for 3 hours*

I can get my oven and air con unit to fight each other, and be paid for it!

*it's so windy that there's nowhere to put all the energy the turbines are generating, so they pay (mostly industry) to use it up. The price shoots up in the evening when everyone starts putting their heating on and cooking dinner. People on a fixed price tarriff are paying ~25p/kWh all day in the UK right now.

A friend has just suggested I turn on a humidifier and a dehumidifier to wirelessly transfer water.
@mattgrayyes Tubelessly. Wires for water are called tubes. Unless you are talking about https://etel-tuning.com/home-personal/37-electricity-to-water-adapter
Electricity to Water Adapter

You need water and there's only a regular power source? No Problem with the electricity to water adapter!

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@ascii158
So you're saying it's power line plumbing?
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