I AM hoping that golden goat wrapped with 'In Trump We Trust' hundred dollar bills is really on display at Mar-a-Lago. Because flattering the man with a gift that skewers his biblical illiteracy would be sublime performance art.

(Not trusting its provenance re: social media shots of one person standing with it on a dining table in an otherwise empty ballroom, however MAGA she may look. Could've been brought in for a stunt. Or just used as event decor for other biblically illiterate supporters.)