It’s feeds, but in a tube … – Bremen Saki

Oh my.

I found the source code for Minimalist Dong 0.7a, the final release. It's a live, working copy so I'll need to pull out some surplus content but I'll push it out to Chinwag Code soon and you can all marvel at some circa 2001 PHP code I wrote.

minimalist-dong

The source code for my 2001 blog, Minimalist Dong.

Chinwag Code

I have tagged this upload as a release because I think that's hilarious.

https://git.chinwag.org/mike/minimalist-dong/releases/tag/0.7a

Minimalist Dong 0.7a - mike/minimalist-dong

According to archived posts, Minimalist Dong 0.7a was released on the 27th of September, 2002. It was just changed to address some XML validation issues when Netscape did something. The post from the time says: > Since the DTD has vanished from the Netscape web site and RSS 0.91 is now more-or-...

Chinwag Code

Hey, anyone know where I picked up this hyperlink shorthand format with the double-hash framing? I'm pretty sure it was something I copied, not pulled out of my arse.

This predates Markdown and Handlebars, was it some kind of forum pre-BBcode thing maybe?

@mike oh huhhhhh. any chance it was setext?

@ireneista it's not setext, or txt2tags or anything else that I can see commonly listed as around before 2001.

Maybe I did improvise it myself, the fact that it's only used for links makes me wonder what's going on, as I didn't use any kind of intermediate markup on anything else. I see I used HTML directly once or twice, but no idea really.

@mike it's a really interesting one with the double #, but yeah we're out of ideas
@mike 🎶 It's from Shitsu-Tonka 🎶
@mike now I *gotta* port this to coldfusion
@mike Shouty case HTML! Daw, the memories.

@brad from memory I stuck to that in PHP to make the HTML really stand out in a mixed document.

Someone should have had a think about separation of display components from code. Maybe we'll get there one day!

@mike Man, upside down in gitmo with a towel over my face you still couldn't get me to publicly release PHP I wrote in the early 2000s.

Respect!

@fwaggle

<h1><?php print "<a href=\"$config[URL]\">$config[SITETITLE]</a>"; ?></h1>

@mike Hahaha oh man, back in 2017 I blogged about recovering all of my old websites and putting them online: https://blog.virtualwolf.org/internet-history/

Man teenage-me was an awful coder. 😂

Internet history – Wölfblag