Max Leibman
"Raising a family is getting so expensive. Can I get some help?"

Conservatives: No. Your child, your responsibility.

"Oh. I guess I shouldn't have kids, then."

Conservatives: Oh, no. You must have kids. As many as possible.

"What? But I thought—"

Conservatives: BABIES. NOW.
Feb 8, 2025 at 2:55amWeb
Show threadMax LeibmanFeb 8, 2025
In before the “Hey, I’m no conservative, but I deliberately chose not to have kids…” comments.

If you think the burdens, financial and otherwise, of raising the next generation belongs solely to parents, you are in fact a conservative.
Show threadDavid H. McCoyFeb 8, 2025

@maxleibman

It’s like you’re in the room. You one of them?

Show threadMax LeibmanFeb 8, 2025
@davidhmccoy Nebraska native, so I’ve definitely been in that room a time or two!
Show threadDavid H. McCoyFeb 8, 2025

@maxleibman

Oh yes! I grew up around super-religious people.

I definitely know the lingo.

Edit: That’s why I’m so skeptical of religion. I’ve seen the hypocrisy up close.

Show thread(dubious) opinion haver Feb 8, 2025
@maxleibman They want specific kinds of babies though
Show threadPhDogFeb 8, 2025

It's that "No give! Only throw!" dog comic but it's "No help! Only (white) babies!"

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