Milcom MiasmaFeb 3

Dear Canada,

Please continue your boycotts of American liquor and goods from our red states.

Those assholes deserve it regardless.

Sincerely,
Somebody who needed to do a better job picking his home state.

#BoycottRedneckLiquor
#Tariffs
#Canada

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4
@mmiasma when I think whiskey, I think Wyoming
Show threadMilcom MiasmaFeb 4

@glasspusher

🤣 🤣 🤣 - You really need to up your alcohol game if that's the case.

Show threadglasspshr
@mmiasma ik, r? Should we set up a craft distillery in your backyard?
Feb 4 at 12:50amWeb
Show threadMilcom MiasmaFeb 4

@glasspusher

I'm too old to run from the revenuers and there's not enough people here for me to hide in the crowd. Not an optimal moonshine situation. Also, I suck at cooking.

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4
@mmiasma damn, how will establish my Wyoming booze making beach head?
Show threadMilcom MiasmaFeb 4

@glasspusher

Maybe find someone in Recluse, Wyoming? Because the name of the town should be the name of your whiskey brand in this case.

"Gimme a shot of Recluse" just works in every situation.

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4

@mmiasma

“Recluse- for folks who prefer to drink alone”

#ChunderRoad

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4

@mmiasma

“Try our latest, the dark amber Brown Recluse”

Show threadMilcom MiasmaFeb 4

@glasspusher

Suddenly a host of advertising images erupt in my brain.

Cowboy at the end of an empty bar picks up a shot of whiskey and looks directly at the camera and says "What are YOU still doing here?"
[Fade to black screen with single word in white lowercase lettering - "recluse"]

"And Cut! Print!"

#ChunderRoad

Show threadglasspshrFeb 4
@mmiasma see? This can all happen!